the merry wives of windsor

in your doublet and hose this. Jealousy. Marry, I thank you for it; I thank you for that good. sent your worship a morning's draught of sack. wife; come, Mistress Page. 'Tis unreasonable! The truth is, she and I, long since contracted. bring the doctor about by the fields. a fat woman! forsooth, to search his house for his wife's love. yellowness, for the revolt of mine is dangerous: Thou art the Mars of malecontents: I second thee; troop on. I am undone! Yes, by all means; if it be but to scrape the, figures out of your husband's brains. The devil take one party and his dam the other! Go up; I'll bring linen for him straight. It is spoke as a Christians ought to speak. Come you to me at night; you shall. This is my doing, now: 'Nay,' said I, 'will you cast, away your child on a fool, and a physician? © 'Hang-hog' is Latin for bacon, I warrant you. This comedy featuring Sir John Falstaff was first published in 1602, though believed to have been written sometime before 1597. Have I lived to be carried in a basket, like a, barrow of butcher's offal, and to be thrown in the. He is wise, sir; he knew your worship would kill. Ay, and 'Rato-lorum' too; and a gentleman born, master parson; who writes himself 'Armigero,' in any, bill, warrant, quittance, or obligation, 'Armigero. I hope, sir, I will do as it shall become one that, Nay, Got's lords and his ladies! What news? cried and shrieked at it, that it passed: but women, indeed, cannot abide 'em; they are very ill-favored. Go brew me a pottle of. Come, gentle Master Slender, come; we stay for you. thy friend. How. If I would but go to hell for an eternal moment or so, What? Go in with us and see: we have an hour's talk with. Go, John, go inquire for my master; I doubt. Good. he is good and fair. The gentleman is, of no having: he kept company with the wild prince, and Poins; he is of too high a region; he knows too, much. you should know my daughter by her garments? had you rather lead mine eyes, or eye your master's heels? With the dear love I bear to fair Anne Page; So far forth as herself might be her chooser, Even to my wish: I have a letter from her. Troth, sir, all is in his hands above: but, notwithstanding, Master Fenton, I'll be sworn on a, book, she loves you. A lousy knave, to have his gibes and his mockeries! Pray you, come near: if I suspect without cause. never stand 'you had rather' and 'you, had rather:' your husband's here at hand, bethink, you of some conveyance: in the house you cannot, hide him. I will not believe such a Cataian, though the priest. hear mine host of the Garter. I had a father, Mistress Anne; my uncle can tell you, good jests of him. dere is some simples in my closet. I keep but three men and a boy, yet, till my mother be dead: but what though? Master doctor, my daughter is in green: when you, see your time, take her by the band, away with her, to the deanery, and dispatch it quickly. Where's the, cowl-staff? That Slender, though well landed, is an idiot; The doctor is well money'd, and his friends. Let me creep in here. foh! And turn him to no pain; but if he start. lastly and finally, mine host of the Garter. office of love, but in all the accoutrement, complement and ceremony of it. you might slip away ere he came. Read the story of The Merry Wives of Windsor - Shakespeare's comedy of sexual jealousy. For me, I am here a, Windsor stag; and the fattest, I think, i' the, forest. bully Sir John! Doth all the winter-time, at still midnight. Heaven prosper our sport! Ay, I'll be sworn. You can buy the Arden text of this play from the Amazon.com online bookstore: The Merry Wives of Windsor (Arden Shakespeare: Third Series) Entire playin one page. I am blest in your acquaintance. the white will decipher her well, The night is dark; light and spirits will become it, well. Ay, or else I would I might be hanged, la! go thy ways; I'll make, more of thy old body than I have done. What do you call your knight's, He, he; I can never hit on's name. I do invite you to-morrow morning to my house, to breakfast: after, we'll a-birding together; I. have a fine hawk for the bush. I will hear you, Master Fenton; and I will at the. Master Fenton. Pray heaven it be not full of knight again. no; he gives me the potions and the, motions. time of my beauty, and am I now a subject for them? --give, when she is able to overtake seventeen years, old: it were a goot motion if we leave our pribbles, and prabbles, and desire a marriage between Master. You. Come, we have a, hot venison pasty to dinner: come, gentlemen, I hope, I had rather than forty shillings I had my Book of, How now, Simple! Well, what is your accusative case? Was the first motive that I woo'd thee, Anne: Yet, wooing thee, I found thee of more value. By gar, I am cozened: I ha'. how should I bestow him? Come down, you witch, Nay, good, sweet husband! Wilt thou, after the expense, of so much money, be now a gainer? In my house I am sure he is: my intelligence is true; my jealousy is reasonable. How now, sweetheart! We will do it: let him be sent for to-morrow, I cannot find him: may be the knave bragged of that. Meanwhile, three suitors seek the hand of Anne Page, Mistress Page’s daughter. Jump to navigation Jump to search. Come to me at your convenient leisure, and you shall, know how I speed; and the conclusion shall be, crowned with your enjoying her. To desire this honest gentlewoman, your maid, to, speak a good word to Mistress Anne Page for my, This is all, indeed, la! Come forth, sirrah! hath he any. indeed: I like not when a 'oman has a great peard; Will you follow, gentlemen? undone! What shall be done with him? But it’s the women of Windsor who pull the strings in this story... See photos and read about our productions of The Merry Wives of Windsor in the past. provoked and instigated by his distemper, and. beaten myself into all the colours of the rainbow; and I was like to be apprehended for the witch of. Of none but him; and swears he was carried out, the, last time he searched for him, in a basket; protests, to my husband he is now here, and hath drawn him and, the rest of their company from their sport, to make, another experiment of his suspicion: but I am glad. If I find, not what I seek, show no colour for my extremity; let, me for ever be your table-sport; let them say of, me, 'As jealous as Ford, Chat searched a hollow. What is your genitive case plural, William? Go, sirrah, for all you are my man, go wait upon my, A justice of peace sometimes may be beholding to his, friend for a man. is to pleasure you, coz. Pray you. Come, come, walk in, the Park: I pray you, pardon me; I will hereafter. Windsor. big enough for him otherwise he might put on a hat, Good hearts, devise something: any extremity rather, My maid's aunt, the fat woman of Brentford, has a, On my word, it will serve him; she's as big as he, is: and there's her thrummed hat and her muffler, Go, go, sweet Sir John: Mistress Page and I will, Quick, quick! Will they, yet look after thee? Ay, forsooth: but he is as tall a man of his hands, as any is between this and his head; he hath fought, How say you? go and vetch me in my closet un boitier vert, a box. . birding-pieces. I am in haste; go along, with me: I'll tell you all, Master Brook. you will desire; and seven hundred pounds of moneys, and gold and silver, is her grandsire upon his. I will answer it straight; I have done all this. ― William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor. the knight may be robbed: I'll, call. what, John, I say! Master Shallow, you have yourself been a great, Bodykins, Master Page, though I now be old and of, the peace, if I see a sword out, my finger itches to, make one. The Merry Wives of Windsor Quotes Showing 1-13 of 13. I pray you, come, hold up the jest no higher. My heart is, ready to crack with impatience. Pardon, guest-justice. Come hither, William; hold up your head; come. Come, thou canst not hide it. You are a very simplicity 'oman: I pray you peace. Be gone, and come when you are called. then, Lucifer take all! What tempest, I trow, threw this whale, with so many tuns of oil in his, belly, ashore at Windsor? Before PAGE’S house. dogs bark so? No, he shall not knit a knot in his fortunes. She has brown hair, and speaks, It is that fery person for all the orld, as just as. I will never take you for my love again; but I will. Vere. Truly, I am so glad you have nobody here. ha! Let's obey his humour a little further: come, Nay, by the mass, that he did not; he beat him most, I'll have the cudgel hallowed and hung o'er the, What think you? While other sports are tasking of their minds. Sir John Falstaff plans to hustle his way to comfortable retirement by seducing the wives of two wealthy men. How now, Master Brook! True, Master Page. What wouldst thou have, boor? The Merry Wives of Windsor was published in a quarto edition in 1602 from a reported and abbreviated text. Royal Shakespeare Company, The work of the RSC is supported by the Culture Recovery Fund, Unfortunately we cannot guarantee support for browsers with Javascript disabled, you may experience some difficulties using this website. lief you would tell me of a mess of porridge. Where be my horses? I ha' told them over and over; they lack no. this 'tis to have linen, and buck-baskets! Truly, for mine own part, I would little or nothing, with you. make an end of my dinner; there's pippins and cheese to come. Let's be revenged on him: let's, appoint him a meeting; give him a show of comfort in. Pray you, give me my gown; or else keep it in your arms. And laugh this sport o'er by a country fire; To Master Brook you yet shall hold your word. shall I, have a coxcomb of frize? Indeed, I am in the waist two, yards about; but I am now about no waste; I am about, thrift. I will do a greater thing than that, upon your, Nay, conceive me, conceive me, sweet coz: what I do. come you and the old woman. Has Page any brains? Mistress Ford, I cannot cog, I cannot prate, Mistress Ford. This is, the third time; I hope good luck lies in odd, numbers. Sir John Falstaff Sir John Falstaff is a very fat rogue with no money but many plans to get some. have I lived to stand at the, taunt of one that makes fritters of English? I am glad he went not in himself: if he had found. Now, the hot-blooded gods assist me! think what a man is: let her consider his frailty. What says my, AEsculapius? To have her, or no. Vile worm, thou wast o'erlook'd even in thy birth. 'Boarding,' call you it? Than stamps in gold or sums in sealed bags; Yet seek my father's love; still seek it, sir: Cannot attain it, why, then,--hark you hither! Are these your letters, knight? how does pretty Mistress Anne? Hold, there's money, for thee; let me have thy voice in my behalf: if, Will I? I know the young gentlewoman; she has good gifts. A room in the Garter Inn. As I am a true spirit, welcome! I love thee. Where's Simple, my man? Well, I am your theme: you have the start of me; I, am dejected; I am not able to answer the Welsh, flannel; ignorance itself is a plummet o'er me: use, Marry, sir, we'll bring you to Windsor, to one, Master Brook, that you have cozened of money, to, whom you should have been a pander: over and above, that you have suffered, I think to repay that money, Yet be cheerful, knight: thou shalt eat a posset, to-night at my house; where I will desire thee to, laugh at my wife, that now laughs at thee: tell her. I have long loved her, and, I protest to you, bestowed much on her; followed her with a doting. As many devils entertain; and 'To her, boy,' say I. never name, You do ill to teach the child such words: he, teaches him to hick and to hack, which they'll do. Want no Mistress Ford, Master Brook; you shall want, none. related portals: The Yale Shakespeare. Adieu. matter: I'll ne'er be drunk whilst I live again. What say you to't, Sir John? He'll tell me all his purpose: sure, he'll come. Perforce, against all cheques, rebukes and manners. I would all the world might be cozened; for I have, been cozened and beaten too. “Better three hours too soon than a minute too late.”. how now, son! O, what a world of vile ill-favor'd faults. Why, I'll exhibit a bill, in the parliament for the putting down of men. myself like one that I am not acquainted withal; for, sure, unless he know some strain in me, that I. know not myself, he would never have boarded me in this fury. Chaos must inevitably follow. Thames? She works by charms, by spells, by the figure, and such daubery as this is, beyond. I wished your venison better; it, was ill killed. Why then you are utterly shamed, and he's but a dead, man. Falstaff's boy with her! Shakespeare's The Merry Wives of Windsor is a story of marriage, wealth, jealousy and lies. know on't; would I were hanged, la, else. I had rather, forsooth, go before you like a man. or staggering take this basket on your shoulders: that done, trudge with it in all haste, and carry, it among the whitsters in Datchet-mead, and there. Thou mightst as well say I love to walk by the, Counter-gate, which is as hateful to me as the reek, Well, heaven knows how I love you; and you shall one, Nay, I must tell you, so you do; or else I could not, [Within] Mistress Ford, Mistress Ford! To see thee fight, to see thee foin, to see thee, traverse; to see thee here, to see thee there; to, see thee pass thy punto, thy stock, thy reverse, thy, distance, thy montant. In love the heavens themselves do guide the state; Money buys lands, and wives are sold by fate. who's at home besides yourself? Come, Master Shallow; come, son Slender, in. but I'll ne'er put my. conversation, that he dares in this manner assay me? hath he any eyes? No, I, know Anne's mind for that: never a woman in Windsor, knows more of Anne's mind than I do; nor can do more. I ken the wight: he is of substance good. The Merry Wives of Windsor Note: There is an improved edition of this title, eBook #1517: Language: English: LoC Class: PR: Language and Literatures: English literature: Subject: Comedies Subject: Falstaff, John, Sir (Fictitious character) -- Drama Subject: Married women -- Drama Subject: Windsor (Berkshire, England) -- Drama Category: Text: EBook-No. Before PAGE'S house. to stay within: I like his money well. My doe with the black scut! the fear of God, and not with drunken knaves. I am sworn of, the peace: you have showed yourself a wise, physician, and Sir Hugh hath shown himself a wise. Here, here, here be my keys: ascend my, chambers; search, seek, find out: I'll warrant. with you,--and you have been a man long known to me, though I had never so good means, as desire, to make, myself acquainted with you. Your worship says very true: I pray your worship, I warrant thee, nobody hears; mine own people, mine. you must speak, possitable, if you can carry her your desires. Call your men, Go take up these clothes here quickly. have sufferd all this. What an, unweighed behavior hath this Flemish drunkard, picked--with the devil's name!--out of my. Master Brook, thou shalt know I, will predominate over the peasant, and thou shalt. We shall all be shent. Why, now is Cupid a child of conscience; he makes. Disarm them, and let them question: let them keep. tags: time. with my heart. Marry, sir, the pittie-ward, the park-ward, every, way; old Windsor way, and every way but the town, I most fehemently desire you you will also look that, 'Pless my soul, how full of chollors I am, and, trempling of mind! Will it do well? quickly: she'll make you amends, I warrant you. Chrome 84.0, so you may experience some difficulties using this website. but, Mistress Page would desire you to send her your, little page, of all loves: her husband has a, marvellous infection to the little page; and truly, Master Page is an honest man. that any madness I ever yet beheld seemed but, tameness, civility and patience, to this his. What weapons is he? I think there are, sir; I heard them talked of. He will make you a hundred and fifty pounds jointure. Ay, but if it prove true, Master Page, have you any. you, shall find it a great charge: and to be up early, and down late; but notwithstanding,--to tell you in, your ear; I would have no words of it,--my master, himself is in love with Mistress Anne Page: but, notwithstanding that, I know Anne's mind,--that's, You jack'nape, give-a this letter to Sir Hugh; by, gar, it is a shallenge: I will cut his troat in dee, park; and I will teach a scurvy jack-a-nape priest, to meddle or make. I pray you, bear vitness that me have stay six or. My daughter will I question how she loves you. O, here he comes. The RSC is a registered charity (no. She calls you, coz: I'll leave you. I came yonder at Eton to marry Mistress Anne Page, and she's a great lubberly boy. And how does good Master Fenton? way then to unfool me again? Though twenty thousand worthier come to crave her. 2021 The Merry Wives of Windsor, comedy in five acts by William Shakespeare, written sometime between 1597 and 1601 (probably near the earlier of these dates), that centres on the comic romantic misadventures of Falstaff. Heaven make you better than your thoughts! Come. Go before, My husband will not rejoice so much at the abuse of, Falstaff as he will chafe at the doctor's marrying, my daughter: but 'tis no matter; better a little. Good Master Brook, I desire more acquaintance of you. Is he at Master Ford's already, think'st thou? Please either update your browser to the newest version, or choose an alternative browser – visit. Why, sir, she's a good creature. Brentford: but that my admirable dexterity of wit. he would put us two. Act II. Give me thy hand, terrestrial; so. A noise of hunting is heard within. stocks, i' the common stocks, for a witch. Follow, me: I'll tell you strange things of this knave, Ford, on whom to-night I will be revenged, and I. will deliver his wife into your hand. good my mother, pardon! That you must. description the matter to you, if you be capacity of it. Did her grandsire leave her seven hundred pound? where have you been? privacy? I will run no base humour: here, take the. that ever the devil could have made you our delight? Am I, politic? let that persuade thee, there's something extraordinary in thee. Rogues, hence, avaunt! What is 'fair,' William? I thank you for my venison, Master Shallow. Indeed, Master Ford, this is not well, indeed. Where's Bede? what is your plot? Introductions are regularly refreshed with accounts of new critical, stage and screen interpretations. Ay, and her father is make her a petter penny. Such Brooks are welcome to me, that o'erflow such, liquor. I'll make the best in Gloucestershire. 207 likes. You moonshine revellers and shades of night. is, By gar, he is de coward Jack priest of de vorld; he. My name is Corporal Nym; I speak and I avouch; 'tis. I beseech you, be not so phlegmatic. [Coming forward] Let me see't, let me see't, O, let, me see't! Simple of itself; I'll no pullet-sperm in my brewage. The knight, Sir John, is there; and, I, beseech you, be ruled by your well-willers. Ay, and an ox too: both the proofs are extant. Have with you. comfort. In many ways, it is a unique work by Shakespeare, which accounts for its importance. Out, What, have I scaped love-letters in the holiday-. I your lady, Sir John! swearings and starings, pribbles and prabbles? I fear you love Mistress Page. I would all of the same, I think my husband hath some special suspicion of, Falstaff's being here; for I never saw him so gross, I will lay a plot to try that; and we will yet have, more tricks with Falstaff: his dissolute disease will, Shall we send that foolish carrion, Mistress, Quickly, to him, and excuse his throwing into the, water; and give him another hope, to betray him to. By gar, me dank you for dat: by gar, I love you; and I shall procure-a you de good guest, de earl. What shall I do? sister projects: Wikipedia article, Wikidata item. direction. The hour draws on. Who comes here? Good Master Shallow, let him woo for himself. names! looked for Master Caius, that calls himself doctor of physic? his suit and lead him on with a fine-baited delay. Why, yet there want not many that do fear. A, man may hear this shower sing in the wind. be there bears i' the town? No, she shall not dismay me: I care not for that. Well, heaven send Anne Page no worse fortune! descend; my chambers are honourable: fie! sport; I will show you a monster. A kind heart he hath: a woman would run through, fire and water for such a kind heart. Dispatched! Come, lay. Being thus crammed in the basket, a couple of Ford's, knaves, his hinds, were called forth by their, mistress to carry me in the name of foul clothes to, Datchet-lane: they took me on their shoulders; met, the jealous knave their master in the door, who, asked them once or twice what they had in their, basket: I quaked for fear, lest the lunatic knave, would have searched it; but fate, ordaining he, should be a cuckold, held his hand. All the Fairies run away. Enter FALSTAFF, BARDOLPH, NYM, and PISTOL, Enter ANNE PAGE, with wine; MISTRESS FORD and MISTRESS PAGE, following, Exeunt all except SHALLOW, SLENDER, and SIR HUGH EVANS, Enter FORD with PISTOL, and PAGE with NYM, MISTRESS PAGE and MISTRESS FORD come forward, Exeunt MISTRESS PAGE, MISTRESS FORD, and MISTRESS QUICKLY, Enter PAGE, SHALLOW, SLENDER, Host, SIR HUGH EVANS, DOCTOR CAIUS, and RUGBY, Gets into the basket; they cover him with foul linen, Enter FORD, PAGE, DOCTOR CAIUS, and SIR HUGH EVANS, Exeunt PAGE, DOCTOR CAIUS, and SIR HUGH EVANS, Re-enter FORD, PAGE, DOCTOR CAIUS, and SIR HUGH EVANS, Enter SHALLOW, SLENDER, and MISTRESS QUICKLY, Enter FORD, PAGE, SHALLOW, DOCTOR CAIUS, and SIR HUGH EVANS, Re-enter FALSTAFF in woman's clothes, and MISTRESS PAGE, Exeunt FORD, PAGE, SHALLOW, DOCTOR CAIUS, and SIR HUGH EVANS, Enter SIR HUGH EVANS, disguised as before; PISTOL, as Hobgoblin; MISTRESS QUICKLY, ANNE PAGE, and others, as Fairies, with tapers, During this song they pinch FALSTAFF. 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